Look at this guy. David Roentgen was a German cabinetmaker born 270 years ago. He appears to have a powdered wig, or at least old-timey curls in his hair. Check the gold frame on his portrait, etc. There is nothing cool about David Roentgen. And yet: David Roentgen is apparently the shit, because the cabinets he made 270 years ago were apparently the freshest cabinets in history, full of hidden compartments, levers and pulleys to transform the creaking pieces of wood right before your eyes. David Roentgen was the Lebron James of cabinetry. Check out this video of a “gaming…