David Beckham, of bending fame, has departed our beloved world of soccer for the more glorious world of football — by which I mean he is going to back Europe. As much as fans will be wondering where his next tenure will be, Beckham is surely anxious over his decision. What happens if he goes to PSG? Barcelona? At a top team he may get benched if he can’t match the best young players, but at a poor team he might be a waste. If he can’t manage to gauge these many possible futures, he can always turn to Football…