Confession: I am a huge fan of simulation games. There’s something about building up my stats over time and then being able to win the harvest cooking contest that I love. It’s kind of a niche genre, so I was a little surprised to see Enchant U, a stat-building wizard boarding school simulation for iOS. It appears innocuous enough, advertising hairstyles and dating options. Kate found the terrifying option of seducing your misogynist professor.

Really?