Why is it that every one of these set-top boxes, newly-announced by Valve, look like a sinister autonomous robot from Portal? They’re coming 2014.

If you ask school kids if they know what an AK-47 is, they all know.

–Vander Caballero, writer of Papo y Yo

Yet those same school kids would miss every reference in this way-too-awesome animated short.

Mega Man the board game will be riding a hovering mechanical pooch onto Kickstarter shortly. A few decades late, but who are we to cast stones?

VideoHeroeS is the recurring nightmare of Blockbuster employees from the mid-‘90s. It’s only a dream, it’s only a dream.

If there was a close game and anyone on the Bulls took a last second shot, we wrote special code in the game so that they would average out to be bricks.

Mark Turmell, the guy who made NBA Jam, explains why Scottie Pippin was not clutch.

Behold. Snake!

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