The problems with the nation’s school systems are wide and oft the subject of a good argument, so of course someone is making a satirical game about it. No Pineapple Left Behind is a charter school-funding sim from the devs who previously made Neocolonialism, a digital board game about devastating the global economy. This one sounds equally socially focused, although on a local scale, as you play as a sinister principal in charge of overseeing that your students perform admirably on standardized test lest they change from well-mannered pineapples into noisome kids. (Thus the “no pineapple” pun.) The game is…