Unlike the survival kit in a can, this zombie first aid kit is kind of dangerous. It comes inside a beer bottle that should be smashed open in case one comes in contact with a crowd of flesh-munching zombies. On the plus side, as pointed out in the bullet-points, broken beer bottles can be used to stab zombies. Here’s what you’ll find inside:

• 6-inch Steel De-Braining Spike
• 2 Anti-Moaning Ear Plugs
• 1 Emergency Bite Cleansing Kit
• 2 Bite Sealing Bandages
• 1 Chocolate Candy 
• Bottle Doubles As Weapon

I’m questioning the usefulness of some of those ear plugs.

[ZombieBottle.com]

-Jason Johnson