Gamers and other humans are understandably disgusted by the special edition of Dead Island: Riptide that comes packaged with a figurine of the legless, armless, headless, rock-breasted body of a zombie victim (no I will not include a picture of it), which publisher Deep Silver calls “a striking conversation piece.” Yes, the figurine is a preposterously misogynst crime against taste and common sense. And yet! Deep Silver may have done the human race a real favor with this blasphemy. Bear with me. So, let’s start with the premise that whoever is awful enough to purchase this “special” edition would likely…