Cat Mario goes to the mall, a Maniac’s new nightmare, and so many cars!

Gary Winnick, co-creator of Maniac Mansion, is drawing a new graphic novel called Bad Dreams. And if the Kickstarter goes well, there’s hints a videogame adaptation may soon follow.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution Director’s Cut is out on Wii U, PS3, Xbox 360, and Steam. In related news, this guy put a computer in his arm to let him know when he’s getting a fever.

There will be 1197 cars to choose from in the upcoming Gran Turismo 6. BUT: only a scant 124 are new to the game (including a 1971 Lunar Rover!). Geez, Polyphony Digital, way to skimp on content.

Broken Sword 5, the next installment in the much-loved Adventure game series, is coming out on December 4th. Or at least half of it is (the sword is broken, after all). Episode II will drop later in 2014.

Nintendo’s family-friendly image extends all the way to its marketing strategy. Their big holiday game on Wii U, Super Mario 3D World, is now playable at select Pottery Barn Teen locations throughout the U.S. Just don’t let Cat Mario scratch your new curtains.

If the end of Daylight Savings has rewired your brain a bit, staring at this teaser for THUMPER (from ex-Harmonix devs Brian Gibson and Marc Flury) should knock out the kinks.

Be good, y’all.