Devastating footage of four guys racing each other through Super Meat Boy

Super Meat Boy is a ridiculously hard game that requires pinpoint jumping and the accuracy of a world-champion dart player (assuming that there is a world championship of darts). So when Something Awful forum members hosted “The Super Meat Boy Races,” a competition to see who could race through it the fastest, the result was devastatingly painful entertainment. You can follow the long list of brackets here, or just kick back and enjoy the clip I selected and be thankful that the pain of face-planting into a buzzing saw is behind you. We should note this is super old but still wonderful, and we found it at Zoe Evelyn Hart’s rad Tumblr.