"Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form" and other absurd South Park achievements

If you’re planning on playing the new South Park RPG and are uptight about spoilers, or about life in general, stop right here. But for everyone else, the achievements for the game are too damn funny. Not unexpectedly, there’s plenty of farting involved. There is essentially an achievement for any type of creative farting. Irreverent, immature, and blasphemous? Sure. But also very funny. Here’s a complete list, but we handpicked the finest:

New Kid On The Block: Join the KKK.

Day Walker: Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.


Made This for You: Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.


Are We Cool? Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.


Truth to Power: Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.


Irritable Bowels: Shit your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle: Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.


Heisenberg: Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.


Animal Cruelty: Fart on animals 25 times.

And, naturally: 

You bastards! Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.