As we all know, Movember is the do-gooding excuse most men need to obey the darkest impulse in their greasy heart, the impulse to grow a mustache. Of course, charity is often about leveraging people’s bad instincts for good purposes, so no harm no foul etc. 

Amazon has compiled a wonderful list of Movemeber approved game characters, including but not limited to Luigi, Revolver Ocelot, and the Deku Tree from Ocarina of Time. Who are they missing?

He obviously doesn’t qualify for Movember, but I’d like to submit a vote of approval for Kratos’ lil’ goatee. Cute goatee Kratos!