We here at Kill Screen have had a love affair with sling shots since we first laid eyes on a plucky elf with a wedge of wood and flawless aim:

Then we grew up. The slingshot made attempts sure; once I saw a forty dollar oak sligshot on the counter at a J. Crew, but it looked uncomfortable, and I felt uncomfortable.

Now, thanks to the perspicacious product pushers at Uncrate, we have discoverd the GloveShot, a device that may actually do for the sling host what Swiss Army did for the knife: make it OK to carry around in public! Just look at this bad boy!

A generation of new scoundrels waits to be born…