Flashback: Tekken 3 Will Kill Your Goldfish

You know how it is. You’re minding your own business, eating a sandwich when you hear your aquarium shatter. You find your goldfish dying. Your room destroyed, you discover the source of all this destruction: Tekken 3.

Also, note the end of the commercial, when claiming that a game isn’t, in fact, a game is actually meant as a positive thing. 

-Richard Clark