What does your favorite videogame say about you?

Ever wonder what kind of internal insight your favorite NES games reveal? John Peck at McSweeney’s will tell you:

Metroid: You have killed a mosquito with hairspray.

Duck Tales: You have spelled out “BOOBS” with Alpha-Bits.

Contra: You have wet the bed exactly twice: once as a child, once as an adult.

Gyromite: You have fed a jellybean to a Venus Flytrap.

And so many more.