Cultural relativism teaches us that no group of people have unique access to the truth, that the validity of beliefs and customs are limited to the civilization from which they spring. 

Oh gamers, we have been bad cultural relativists indeed! Where is the empathy, I ask you, for the piggy, slaughtered en masse by those angered birds all for practicing the ancient piggy custom of stealing bird eggs? 

On September 27, Rovio will issue a corrective, Bad Piggies, in which we may finally see things from the equally-valid point of view of those smug green bastards. The trailer, below: