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Robot Death Alert Level: Gunmetal Gray
Terrible news in the leadup to the robot wars: megacorp Google announced plans to fund radical life extention, cryogenics, and nanotechnology, and California legalized robot cars. I know ways to defeat the robots and I know places to hide from their steel prongs, but I’m Sarah Connor and you’re not. – – – Frankly, I’m afraid for you. “But Sarah,” you bleat,” radical life extention sounds nice!” BALDERDASH! Let me explain this to you, you creatures of soft, easily-murderable flesh. The robots have read their Orwell. Does “radical life extention” sound more than a little like robot newsspeak to you?…