In honor of Arkham Knight, we replayed the worst Batman games ever made
The Idiot Adventures of Batman and Robin.
The Idiot Adventures of Batman and Robin.
So, the Kid A thing was a joke. Behold our (belated) Arkham Knight review.
The secret to any Batman game is an embrace of the rogue’s gallery.
Most games tell you what to do. Batman: Arkham Knight tells you who to be.
You’re walking down an alley alone at night when a hoodlum—a hoodlum with exposed biceps, no less!—demands that you hand over your money. What do you do? The obvious answer is to just hand over the money. It isn’t worth risking your life for a small portion of your net worth. But, as a million Batman origin stories have demonstrated, compliance with thieves’ demands cannot guarantee your survival. There must be a better way. Compliance with thieves’ demands cannot guarantee your survival. Beardo Games’ Mystic Stickup provides dapper, mustachioed hypnotists with an alternate solution to the mugging problem. The game,…
When Batman: The Animated Series first aired on Fox, the only way for me to explore the Gotham City it displayed on my TV was with my imagination. Minutes after each episode ended, I’d run outside with a cardboard shield covered in aluminum foil and a bat insignia I’d cut from black and yellow construction paper. God knows what possessed me to run around my backyard flailing at invisible foes, but six-year-old me thought it was amazing. Had I been born twenty years later, none of this would have been necessary. Rendering a child’s imagination quaint by comparison, Batman: The…
Maybe what Batman is missing is Batman.
Is this a prequel or a sequel? Does anyone care? Is this thing on?
Happy Monday!