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This vital organ simulator is like The Knick, but with less blood and cocaine
They say confession is good for the soul, so let’s start with this: I killed a human in three seconds. Before keeling over he had just enough time to say that he felt funny. You don’t say? He doesn’t say anything anymore, and so I sit alone with my conscience waiting for Seal Team 6 to monetize my murderous efficiency. I am still waiting. Before you call the police, I should probably offer some exculpatory context. The incident in question occurred while playing Conor Mccann’s System Control, a “human body sustaining simulator” that was created for the 28th Ludlum Dare…