Murder in the Hotel Lisbon pushes the limits of our nostalgia
The native resolution of this game is 256×192. Take it or leave it.
Review
Sorcery Saga: Curse of the Great Curry God is a recipe for acquired tastes only
You’ll be sweating bullets.
Colossatron just wants to watch the world burn
Heavy stuff for a toy.
Saint Seiya: Brave Soldiers thinks it’s OK to be cheap
Keep it simple, stupid.
Doki-Doki Universe: the game for no one
What’s that chestnut about trying to make everyone happy?
Desktop Dungeons brings the metagame full circle
Do we always need progress?
Fjords is the black metal version of Cave Story
Explore. Destroy. Repeat.
Oceanhorn borrows all the worst parts from Zelda
Triforce? Check. Innovation? Eh …
Pathfinder Adventure Card Game loses the trail and gets a little lonely
On being a lone wolf.
Moshi Monsters: Katsuma Unleashed made me miss the ’90s
This ain’t your, uh … older siblings’ platformer?
Icycle: On Thin Ice is a helluva game, but it’s not the one it thinks it is
Also under discussion here: pennyfarthings.
Plumbing the depths with Adventure Time: Explore the Dungeon Because I DON’T KNOW
Shitty tie-in alert!
Resogun is shiny but it is not new
Sort of like Regis Philbin’s face, really.
You have already played The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds
You have always been playing it.
Cabela’s African Adventures is a sinkhole of modern game design
I hate the games down in Africa.
What the hell is Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 Full Burst?
Non-fans need not apply.
Need For Speed Rivals turned me into a feckless asshole
It’ll do the same to you, too.
Tearaway is a warm hug for the digital age
It also sets a precedent for what a Vita game can and should be.
WWE 2K14 is the ideal simulation of whatever non-sport-thing wrestling is
Entertainment? We’re entertained, sure.
Killzone: Shadow Fall aims high, misses, lands in great-looking, idiotic stars
This is what happens when you try to get by on good looks alone.
Stick it to the Man is a late-night cartoon on LSD
And by “on LSD,” we don’t just mean “weird.” We mean “on LSD.”
Neocolonialism throws up a middle finger, but is it justified?
The game’s clearly political, but unclear in its politics.
Wii Sports Club shows the beauty of fixing what’s not broken
Also on the docket, apparently: fucking up the proud state of Ohio.
Super Mario 3D World is an embodiment of joy
Nintendo is very good at making videogames.
Eldritch conjures the ghoulishness of Lovecraft without all the goofiness
We encourage all comments on this piece to be written in a Lovecraft impression.