New photo filter turns your life into an 8-bit game

For a constellation of aesthetic, practical, social, technological, motivational, logical, ethical and moral reasons, I do not use Instagram. Please, feed me your hate; it makes me stronger.  

But. But. But! Photogotchi, a new, magic, filter from CarnationGroup, casts a Metroidish-shadow on the images you take, and frankly, that is just a very good thing.