This web comic by LadyLooLauren bears a striking resemblance to Gus Mastapa’s own salivating escapades through Skyrim.
Uncooked potato and cabbage.
It is raining by the time I get to Rorikstead, a small weatherbeaten farm on the far end of the tundra. Small plots are ringed in by a low wicker fence. An uptight woman works her crops of potato, wheat, and cabbage. “We’re honest, hard-working folk here and we don’t suffer beggars or thieves,” she says. I pick all of her crops and sell them back to her, saving one of each to taste for myself. The wheat is edible but unappealing.
-Jason Johnson