"You’re like a deer or elk in hunting season."

-Joe Tombari, a high-school teacher in Spokane, who “sometimes locks the door of his classroom during off-periods and checks under his car before he gets near it.” Tombari has been playing a game of tag with his friends for more than two decades. One of his friends hid in the trunk of his car and scared Tombari’s wife so badly that she fell and tore her ligament.

These guys are hardcore. We salute you.