Small dick vs. medium dick. Medium dick vs. small dick. Big dick vs. big dick. These are choices you should assess before entering into any dick fight. What’s a dick fight? Well, don’t google it. Play Pippin Barr’s game Lo-fi Dick Fight instead. It continues his habit of publishing funny, way-too-difficult web games that instantly make us realize how absurd videogames are. This time he seems to be poking fun at Atari porn games, the size of one’s e-penis, and best of all Messhof’s sword-fighter Nidhogg, only with, eh, smaller swords.

Give ‘er a go here.