Getting mad at videogames
When the competition gets way too salty.
When the competition gets way too salty.
We need to talk about the game-ness of last night’s Game of Thrones episode.
1994 doomed videogame movies.
Arcades are moving out of America’s deteriorating shopping malls and into its libraries.
Crab-women, monster girls, mystic ladies.
Well this is probably the best thing you’re going to see all day. Remember Battlebots? This is why Battlebots sucked. A group of 31 people got together in Japan recently for Hebocon: The Robot Contest for Dummies. The sumo-like matches pitted one crappy machine against another to see which could stay in the ring the longest. The wrinkle that makes it interesting is what they called “the high tech penalty”—that is, robots were not allowed to have a “high-tech element.” Thus sprang forth abominations like the “amazing quick floor,” which was a piece of cardboard attached to two small motors;…
Conspiracy theorists, get out your pencils.
Take a stool and drink up.
Blind yourself.